This is Quackers

Quackers is the host of The Milk and Quackers Show. He is the one who is suppiosed to help people solve their issues. However, he never really does that. Instead, he only ignores, makes fun of, annoys, and does completely random things to them and doesn't help them solve their issues. Sometimes, he only makes their issues worse.


Quackers is a white fluffy duck with a light yellowish orange beak. Quackers also has two pink blushing cheeks and two black eyes. Quackers has wings and webbed feet.


Quackers is a very funny duck. He hosts The Milk and Quackers Show (April 20, 2008-July 2, 2009) and he does lots of stuff. He has a very short temper because he outs up with people with mental problems all the time. He is really great at being a disrespectful jerk to all of the idiots who go on his show to teach a little lesson to those mentally insane scum in the world.


These are all quotes from Episode 1:
  • "Hello everybody and welcome to The Milk and Quackers show. I'm Quackers and that's Milk."
  • "I don't necessarily like Milk it just goes with the title. I'm lactose intolerant so no I don't really like milk, it's just, it's just all for the show."
  • "I am not a professional. I am just a talk show host. I'm good to talk to though."
  • "No he said that to Dairy Queen, I've seen the show people."
  • "Did he tell you to see a professional? I am not a professional. I am a talk show host. I am a professional talk show host."
  • "Get off my show."
  • "Okay I see you've got some mental problems."
  • "Could you please stop hyperventilating on my show?"
  • "Shut up!"


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